HeartBreak...

U were the bounce in my step
The tune I would whistle..

U we're the joy in my smile
Sucess felt like everytime I kissed u...

Once upon a time u were my happily ever after..
Till u wrote me off like a letter..

I need you like a fish needs an umbrella....
Ur smile used to shine on me but now I make my own weather..

My Queen..

My queen...


As beautiful as the morning..As mysterious as the night..
I bow my head in awe of ur beauty...


Ur Sexual Gladiator..


Built for war...bred for love
Ready to serve..reporting for duty



My lover...


Ur kisses stop my heart..ur caress makes it beat again..
I thirst for your body like the parched sands of the desert thirst for rain..


Tonight ...


Here I stand...awaiting ur command..
I'll read your mind..anticipate ur demand..

Undress me with ur eyes..watch my clothes disappear..
Bite ur lip as my lips replace ur underwear...

Lay on ur back as I feed u grapes..kissing the juice off ur lips..
Turn u over..break out the oil..massage it into u with fingertips..

Straddling ur back..easing the tension out of ur shoulders..
Working the oil in..down ur back..makin circles with my thumbs....over n..over




Mmmmmmm...

Thass the language of satisfaction..
Hard against ur baq..a chocl8 distraction..


I want u to feel my passion...taste it..but I struggle to mantain control..
Forget "blow ur mind"..I want u to experience an orgasm that reaches your soul...




Whispers...


"I want u.."

"...Ure so beautiful..."

"I want u inside me.."
".....All of u.."

"I love u.."

"...I love u... more...."



We don't need music...whispers are lyrics to our heartbeats..
No abracadabras...but our bodys create magic..

Squeezing ur bum..kissing the small of ur back...u feel my tongue..
Sliding a finger inside u..fls like a mouth..so wet n warm..


U make me wanna taste u..


Gripping on ur thighs as u straddle my face..tongue lapping u up....
Got ur thighs shaking...I make it feel so good..tongue fuqqn u up..

Doing things u can't see...only feel..grabbin on ur bum..pullin u on deeper..
Making that pussy wetter than a cat in d rain..body gettin weaker n weaker..


Tonight I'm so at ur service...
Close ur eyes as my tongue tickles ur cervix...


Abuse me...


Take what u need...
Put my satisfaction in ur greed..

I don't beg...but I aim to please..
Join me on the floor..get on ur hands n knees..

Ur body explodes as I slide into ur tummy..
If ur pussy had a tongue It would tell u I taste like hunny...

The night will not outlast us...even when ur legs start to shake for the third time..
Extasy will acknowledge us..we'll love till the moon melts into sunshine..x

Get U Alone

Tonite is the first time I get u uninterrupted
U smile at me so sexy lookin like 'all I ever wanted'
Walkin in to my arms fingers dig into my back
Sorta sayin 'why did u leave?but I'm glad ure back

I hug u so tight even air can't come between us
In that very moment Adonis reunites with Venus
Lips searchin reachin tentative then yielding
Meltin into me drownin in the feeling

A river of pleasure flowing thru ur body as clothes dissolve
U reach into my drawers grasp giggle with pleasure as u see its resolve
Lips on ur earlobe,whispering honey into ur ears
Butterfly kisses floating down ur neck,fingers playin in ur hair

Licking the icing on ur cake till it melts in pleasure
Sinking into ur warmth,burying my treasure

..Lolz..

Its too long it won't fit..all ur earlier objections melt into the pleasure u now receive
Wrap ur legs around my waist..moan into my ear as I give u ALL u need..


Music softly playing in the background
Puttin moves on u laying the smackdown
Toes curling...lips gaspin
Thighs quaking..fingers graspin..


Nails digging into my back..ure about to cum
I thrust in u even deeper..squeezin ur bum

Ur body tenses as u buss..n u groan with satisfaction
I lick the sweat off ur neck..then kiss u with so much passion..

Still got ur kitty tinglin like u bin on a vibrator..
U start to say sumthin..but I stop u with a kiss..s aii baby..thank me later...

Lolz..X

So Far Gone...

Love in a shot glass
I take it straight to the brain..
Every kiss pumps more of u
Straight into my veins..


I've forgotten how to live
..Without u
Unable to breathe
....Without U..

I'm So Gone..

Ure more than an addiction..
My cure is my Affliction..
Inhaling U..and exhaling Luv..
Ure everything I need..the only thing i want..

Melt into my consciousness
Make luv to my mind
Lend me ur happiness
Intoxicate me like wine

Its too late for rehab
A delicious overdose is all I crave
Longing for ur sweet kiss
Trusting ur luv to bring me back from the grave

Im So Gone

...x

Wash Ur Hair

Ran u a hot bath..lined the candles round the tub..
U walk in naked and I hand u a glass of bub...

Climbin in the tub..u feel the warm lather embrace u..
'So beautiful' playin in the bground,the ambience so exquisitely tasteful..

U settle in between my legs and I gently rub ur back..
U giggle cus u feel me hard against ur back..

Reachin for the shampoo I work it gently into ur scalp..
Strokin up a lather..warm water tricklin down ur back..

Working up a rhythmn..slow and steady
Massaging you till I know ure ready

My fingers stray as I rinse..
N by the time the lathers out we"re on to other things..

Soon enuff we"re splashing water on the floor..
Doin the most..giving ur body wot its been aching for..

Steaming up the mirrors..handprints on the glass..
Ur hands sweep bottles of product to the floor as I pound dat zz..

Getting dirty in the bathroom...lolz..that aint what we came here for..
Giving u all th pleasure u Can Stand..till u Can't..Stand...no more..Lolz..X

Only God Knows

I wish I didn't love u..but then if wishes came true..
I wouldn't be sitting here wishing..I'd be there with u

Ure only mine when I close my eyes,only in my arms when I dream
When I'm awake despair tugs me under,tryin to drown me..n sumtymz I don't even wanna swim..

But I know I have to..
what's a man without hope..knowing that ill never have u..

My heart loves..even tho I beg it not to
My body longs for u with the desperation of a man with no1 to talk to


I loved you from the moment my eyes where blessed by ur smile
I wanted to be ur husband..I wanted u to have my child

I told u..

I feel like we were made for each other,ure all the things I like..n I'm all the things u need..
I wanna be ur knight..sweep u off ur feet,slay ur dragons..for u I'd bleed..

U smiled and the rest is history..everyday I wish it wasn't..

Sigh..

I'd give u my heartbeat..trade it all to see u smile once more
Cus without the love of my life what am I living for??

I fight back the tears that threaten..
I guess even having u was a blessing

I whisper "I love u" as a tear falls unto ur picture..
My heart aches for u everday baby..Only God knows,n i hope He tells u how much I miss u..

BROKEN..

They sae a broken heart heals with time,but s taking forever...
Rippin more everydae n I'm runnin outta bandaids to hold it together..


Memories fresh like yesterdae..we sed so many things we didn't mean...
U called me asshole I calld u b**ch wn in reality..ure my queen..


Words hangin in the air..each competing to see hu could hurt the other more..
Fallin to the ground s almost like I can see them like broken eggshells on th floor..

I wish...I wish I could go back in time..
Close my eyes and be back at th scene of the crime..
I wouldve reacted differently...chosen my words..
Controlled my temper n soothed urs..assured u of my love..


But it didn't start there..wish I could go back to hello..
I'd be so brand new..give u a 1000kisses for every tear..a yes for every no...


But its too late for all that..ur last words to me still hang in the air like mist..
" I hate u..and to me,from now on..u don't exist"..

It felt like u punched me in the chest and I threw up my heart..
And our moments flashed before my eyes spillin out of my broken heart..


Was I such a monster?...did I really hurt u that bad??...like a veil falls from my eyes..
I wanna sae I love u. I'm sorry. I need u. Anything to stop u from walkin out of my life..

I open my eyes and ure still gone..beggin a dream to be real..
Wondering how long..and if ever ..this broken heart will heal....x

HER-mony

The perception of ur beauty is like a harmony..
Ur voice is like Love's sweetest melody..

I don't care if nobody hears it but me..

In ur eyes I see every note fully expressed..
As love strums a melody resonatin in my chest...

I don't care if nobody hears it but me

When I can't find the words..ur my lyrics..
When I can't find seem to find the tune..u take my hand n help me finish...

Ur body explodes in sensual rhythmns..
Flowin so sick...supplicating for sensual healing...

U kiss me in falsetto..I groan in base...
I can feel every vibration..every note I taste...

U blow my mind evrytime..ur body makes such an entrance..
This bedroom is our stage..n ecstasy is in attendance..

Performin every nite like its our "This is It" moment..
One more time..before the curtains fall..I take ur body n own it..

And as the cymbals crash..drums pound and every note climaxes in a crescendo..
The last note falls fulfilled to the ground as I whisper into ur lips "I love u"...x

Breakfast...

leaning against the counter watching you cook breakfast..u make it smell so good...
Poured me a glass of juice,kissed me on the lips....im hungry..but the last thing on my mind is food...





its 7 in the morning...but she woke up beautiful...theres no wrong side of the bed...with u in it...
no lip gloss...ur lips stay flavored soft and pink...ur hair s all crazy..but i think its cute...n when u smile at me...my heart writes a lovestory with u in it...





bending over the cooker in ur boyshorts and my wifebeater...
fuq breakfast..u look to good to waste...1na put u on a plate and eat ya...





n when she turns i see those breasts bouncing freeely...nipples straining against fabric...i just might call in sick...
ur skin glowing...the heat from the plate giving you a sweattyy sexy sheen....damn baby,im lisnin...i hear ur body calling diq....





u look up in suprise as i hug u from behind....suprise melts into a smile as i kiss ur shoulders and the back of ur neck...
'oooh baby'...half moan ..half whisper...as one hand slides into ur shorts and the other into ur vest..squeeezing ur breasts...


stroking fingers tell me ure wetter than april...ur moans invite me down for a drink...
ripping off ur vest..u step out of ur shorts as i push u back against the sink...


biting and sucking the inside of ur thighs ...knocking on ur door before i go in....got ur moans on repeat like my fave song...
tongue all in ur tummy...licking...sucking....kissing...flicking...i feel ur legs weaken with every stroke of my tongue...

ur thighs wont stop shaking...in 5 minutes uve nutted twice as my tongue slides in and out of you....
mouth open...eyes shut...propped up against the sink...ur legs around my shoulders..impressive..lolz..damn baby im proud of you...

we move to the table...and once again i eat u like dinner...
legs spread wider...urgin me in deeper....n deeeper...


just when you think you cant take no more..
here comes the main event...i give u ALL uve been waiting for...


Bending u over,,,i run my tongue in the hollow of ur back...u feel it like its on ur spine...
one trip down ...and on the wae back up... i slowly slide my diq in...at the same time...

Damn...

s like poetry in motion...

so wet...yet so tender...s like we make love in a tear....


Hard long strokes...as u keep dem legs together...
teasing that back...stroking ur dimples...going deep as i change the weather...

its raining between ur thighs...n we're getting carries away in the flood...
soon im heavy breathing...and all U can sae is "ooooooh my...Go....d">>

I hear you caling my name.....n damn baby im cumming...
N as we float in the aftershocks...i hold u as i feel ur body blossoming....


(;.....x

Birthday sex

"Happy Birthday Baby"...i whisper as i kiss the back of ur neck..
clasp the necklace and watch it settle inbetween ur breasts...

U smile and tell me how beautiful it is...
but looking in the mirror...all i see is how beautiful U are..

U turn around slowly...and kiss me...
Damn...i feel like the ground disappeared beneath me....

How can every kiss feel like the first?
Drinking passionately....body burning with thirst...

Fingers trying to explain to your body..how much i want you...
Ur lips asking>>and my tongue replying..."i want to"

Clothes soon discarded ...till i feel ur hot skin against mine
..Ur bodys so perfect...it makes sucess look like trying...

Ur nipples melt under the warmth of my tongue...
Ur hand finds its way into my shorts,n u moan..cus its been...n still is...So Long...


lolz..


Tatooing kisses on ur belly,tongue tracing the curve of your hip...
where i touch,i kiss...where i kiss,i bite,,,and where i bite ..i lick...


I taste your moan even before it escapes your lips,my tongue got you sucking on air...
legs locked around my head.cus my mouth is where ur panties once were..

"Dont Stop!....Dont Stop!"
i dont plan to darling...i'll eat u ...till i burp...


;)

Or u do...
Feels like Magic....Chocl8 vodoo

got you writhing in pleasure...ur body tenses for a second...then shudders its release...
before u can even catch ur breath..i turn u over...and slide into u ...with ease...

Each thrust brings you closer...deeper...and...deeeper...
the pleasure in your loins getting stronger....as the rest grows weaker...and ...weaker..

U close ur eyes and its like you're about to implode...
thrusting..hard..long...smooth strokes,,,till u cry out..and explode...

Bodys slick with sweat....u lie in my arms exhausted...
I kiss you softly ...and whisper in your lips..."Happy Birthday baby...Hope u gt everything u wanted'.....x

Ms ForD

somewhere under the moon tonite
lies beautiful venus in candlelight

the most beautiful girl any1 has ever seen
longin for her heart but its a place ive never been

its like beauty kissed her face
the wind learns from her rhythmnic grace

the waters envy her depth
she look so right..therz nuthin left

the moon tries to mimic her beauty
caramel peach...slim waist ..luscious booty

Gad...


I wish i could be ur mirror...
i wish i could be ur Brush
so everytime id tell u how beautiful u r
whisper in ur ear till u blush

i wish i could be ur bath water
therz nowhere i wont go
be ur most inspiring lover
ud be my one n only id spread the word..n make it known

cant sae ur the most beautiful girl in the world
cus ure beauty is like no other
outside she a diamond..inside she a pearl..one of a kind
she tha kind of woman nations go to war ova

shes the reason babies where born
inspired by her beauty others would spawn
i swear im just talkin sht raii now
but erytym i see 1 of ur pics im like "wow"

when sexy got comfortable..u raised the bar
fill a nigga with drive like a sexy car

u make it rain when ure sad
and rainbows are made in ur smile

gotta run now luv
hope im da 1 u dream of...

...x

Love Story

i lost my train of thot
n ure right there
with a questioning look on ur face
shake my head to get it clear

i nod my head like im following...
but the truth is ...im lost
lost in the beauty of ur eyesthe fullness of ur lips
...the soft swell of ur bust

how can 5 minutes feel like forever?
how do u know all the right things to say?
why am i making life decisions in a bus
why am i dreading the moment ull have to walk away?

what is this feeling
why do i find that beauty spot so appealing
already lost in the beautiful murky depth of ur eyes
but when u smile...i feel like im winning

n when u brush ur hair away from ur eyes
why dus it make me want to kiss u
full lips movin in conversation..
white teeth flashin in a smile...damn i really 1na kiss u!

okay this is my stop
heart cries out "say sumthin!"
dont let her get away
but mind sez dont be stupid mahn s a long tin

she looks over her shoulder and waves
i sit there in a pile of stupid..in a daze
that beautiful face forever emblazoned on my brain
slowly hanging my head in shame..

i can stil see u walking awae as the bus pulls away
i wont be that man today
i feel like the lead in a movie when i yell stop the bus!
but i get screeching brakes n swear words instead of applause

but its like noone else is there
feelin like an idiot but i dont care
jogging up till i get beside
you look up with a smile of suprise

u looked so familiar...combining the potential of my past with the promise of my future
what a wonderful present.. everything but the usual
u smile just like my daughter
n taking ur hand..i look into the eyes of her mother

"i luv u"...n i kno it sounds crazy but i swear im not
its not even about sex..put that on everything...atleast everything iv got
i just knew from the moment you said hi
cupid shot me inbetween the eyes

*silence*

i didnt xpect you to jump in my arms n scream "i feel the same wae!!"
but atleast u arent spraying me with mase or yelling for me to "stay awae!"
you look in my eyes with a slight smile playin on ur lips..then u go "and?"
i ask u out on a date ..you accept...and i kiss ur hand

two weeks and 4 dates later
kissing you in a dark theatre
holding hands,feeding each other n giggling like schoolkids
i place ur hand on my chest so u can feel my heart beat

that...is urs baby..for as long as you want it
identical smiles meeting in a kiss...forever born out of a single moment
hopin for forever...but ill take each dae ..and hope it lasts
In u God has gvn me such a beautiful present..so i know our future will be better than my past

The Badmann Experience PT 2

Its 3 months n now m finally home,
2nyt is da nite that we're finally alone...
been textin u alday tellin u how bad i want u,
twitpic u my lips 'tonite they gna be on u'...
expensive dinner then i need u2 help me spend my munny in da club,
then from the dancefloor to th bedroom we'll b makin sum luv....
u got that sexy short black dress on,
the way dem hips move i can tell its a thong....
ure telln me v bn on ur mind uv bin wantin me for ages,
fresh out ur period so ur bodys ready to make sum babies....
pull u close put my hands inside ur dress reintroduce em 2ur body,
pull ur panties 2da side u whisper th words but i alrdy kno ur horny....
hands all Over ur Under,
enlightened fingers strokin ur thunder...
searchin 4 rain,
2busy2 worry abou a stain....
fingers finding dew,
body like a wet dream cumn tru....
pick u up n plant u on da table,
u fl th muscles rippling in my back n uno im able....
takin off ur secrets with my teeth,
got u tremblin body super sensitive cus u in heat....
kissin on ur neck tongue all in ur ear,
sink my teeth in ur neck pull ur head back by ur hair.....
kissin on ur nipz hands squeezin da bress,
suction makin u arch ur back fingers pleasin da rest.....
switch it up kissin up ur legs n inbetween,
got u grippin th sheets lyk spiderwoman it flz so gud u 1na scream.....
eat u up so gud ure trembling n u got me in a 'head'lock,
talking crazy got me smiling into ur lips 'dont worry baby i wont stop'.....
u dont know wot to do with ur hands,
gotta get a firm grip on ur thighs cus ur hips r doin a crazy dance.....
got u makin up words,
cus it feels so good it hurts.....
break out the handcuffs whippedcream chocl8 syrup dem toys,
gotta turn the music up cus ure makin 2much noise.....
u got ur heels on n ur ready,
ACs tryin its best but we're still hot n heavy.....
eaten u out n2 multiple now m fittn 2 fuq u till ur legs cant stop shakin,
hands in ur hair eyes shut lips movin s almst lyk ur meditatin....
easin th tip in n out teasin u till u cant take no more,
cursin me out raisin up ur hips cus u wanit all but inch by inch m gvn u more n more.....
n 1ce its all in u dont want me to take it out,
u shut ur eyes real tyt moans pouring out ur mouth...
ur legs go so far baq ts almost lyk m doin pushupz,
pumpin horsepower n2 u got u moanin in hiccups....
scratchin my back whisperin in my ear how bad u want my seed,
baby we'd be virgins if sex could bleed.....
ur eyes rollin n2 da baq ov ur head,
got the springs squeakin n d bolts comin out the bed.....
now ure bouncin on da diq *damn* it flz so gud u 1na cry,
heavy breathn body shakin as u busst n a solitary tear rolls thru a tightly shut eye......
turn u ova got u gaspin in pleasure cus i go SO DeeP,
makn dat zz bounce ur knees 2 weak 2 hold u up diq puttn dat zz 2 sleep......
hands searchn 4 anythn 2 hold on to now ure screamin n2 d pillow,
fillin u up wth choclatey nourishment lyk ur sippin on milo.....
got ur body doin thngs u neva knew it could,
got u buckin n wrigglin on my chocl8 wood.....\
u busst violently n in a moment i force anotha 1 out ov u wth my tongue,
legs shakin thighs quakin puckern up ur bum cus th force of d gasmz so strong.....
gasm after gasm u cm so hard u get a cramp in ur leg,
we on d floor by the wall but we started on th bed......
we made that make~up crazy anthyn goes wolf sex,
marathon beast fuqqn afta we buss wer both useless.....
u try to walk but u cant even stand all u can do is lay there n stare at me,
u call me on ur way home in da mornin in da taxi.......
flz lyk a dream but ur bodys still sore,
body parts swollen but ure still achin 4 more......
u sleep 4 a few hours n when u wake up it flz lyk th next day,
first thng u do is call me up 'just to see if im ok'.....
turned u n2 a feind now u wanit erytym u see me,
makin ur wishes cum tru badmann adonis ur chocl8 genie....x

LOVE

When u wake up each morning with a smile on ur face
u hug ur pillow to ur chest breathin deep their fragrance n remembering their taste

every moment with them is in technicolour..so vivid..and yet so unreal
its like ure inn ur own private universe...everything else stands still

when ure together u find beauty in everything...even the dumbest things make you smile
they make you giggle..make you laugh...take u back to being a child

uv been having a bad day
nuthin seems to be goin the right wae

then u hear their voice...and everything else melts awae
ure in their arms,alls right with the world..everything else will be ok

n when u fight..it keeps playing in ur head like a haunting melody..
a pesky songsooner or later..u dont care about huz right or huz wrong

5mins awae from them feels like 5years..
u share their joy...u share their tears

u fall in luv with them everydae
and u cant for the life of u ..understand how they make u feel this wae

too much is hardly enuff
it feels so good to be in luv

m ready to flex my heart..now that its back on the mend
im ready for you luv..i'll welcome you like a long lost friend..x

For U

ure like a dream to me
beautys epiphany
i dreamt you before i saw u
it took me 5secs to want u
u stole my eyes, then yu stole my breath
then u stole my beatin heart..ryte outta my chest
i build my fantasies aroun u
castles in the sky...streams out of dew
perfection in a sexy black dress
even beauty would be impressed
ure way past bein beautiful
i kno s cliche..but God broke the mold when he made u
flowers sprout in the wake ov ur step
angels strum their harps with each intake of breath
heavn smiles with u when ure glad
n rains down salty tears when ure sad
a walking luv song, beauty at its best
a shakespearian sonnet in a sexy little black dress
dark sexy hypnotic eyes foretell passion
pink lips promise kisses sweet n long lasting
body like a Martin Luther speeech;"i have a dream"n everynite you star in it
my muse my inspirational subject
flawed in the most beautiful ways.. that make you perfect
and on the day that i die..when death replaces birth
ill recognise angels faces..cus i met one here on earth*...x

A wish in a Melody

this is so unreal
if looks could kill
ur lips would steal the breath from me
thats how i feel
ure the reason for sin
a vision to behold
like a rare sapphire set in silver bathed in gold
sweeter n richer than a hunnycomb
ure bodys made for loving
soft n warm like bread fresh out the oven
u make every word sound sexy
s funny cus when ur lips move..all i hear is sex me
ure like a posh sports car dat every man would kill to drive
0-120 in 4secs..one look at yu n they arrive
so many curves...u all glossed up
makes me wanna get down on my knees n get u all fuqqed up
ur body is like poetry..shakespeare in evry shade
every move a well worded verse..every kiss a sonnet made
ur laugh is the sweetest song ever written
ur smile warm enough to melt the heart of stone..even a gargoyle would be smitten
ure beautys the kind nations go to war over
jus thinkin about you's got me craving to lick u all over
ur sweetness gives sugar an inferiority complex
deeper than a broken heart..an enigma so complex
sexier than fishnet stockings and handcuffs
u stop my heart everytime u liff that zz up
ure so bad..ppl be openingup groups n trending topics to thank ur mother
cant sae ure the msot beautiful girl in the world..cus ure beauty is like no other
ur eyes make luv n ur smile gives birth
to pregnant feelins of love lust desirethe last two by those too ignorant to appreciate ur worth
you douse the sun in ur tears when u cry
and rainbows are made in ur smile
in the race for ur heart i 1na claim first prize
if the wae i feel is wrong then im guilty ass charged..no need or a trial
ure so bunz..matter of fact one adjective cant do you justice..gotta use two
ure sexyhot..adorablycute prettybeautiful
matter of fact the english language cant do you justice
like the beauty of eden tainted by the forbidden..making u even the more luscious
ure wonDabeautiful Luvlytudinal
Sexynifiscent and Captivating
KoKomistic and OvagbastiK
if beauty was an exam u overpassed it
ure one of a kind..a song in a dream
a wish in a melody..a ripple in a stream
beautys highest qualification..every wet dreams destination
leavin me at a loss for words
painfull beauty..u look so good it hurts..x

fruiT...

ur lips are like strawberries..the sweetest kind
staining my lips red n intoxicatin my mind
ur tongue is coated in hunny
dripping ur sweetness all over my tummy
bress like oranges...warm n ripe
firm n bouncy...everything i like
bootys like a pear
slim waist curvin out into ur derrierre
ur kityys like a delicious...juicy ..peach
so sofft...warm..juicy...n sweet
an apple a dae kees the doctor awae
so in 24 i kno if i hit it like 2-3 tymz ill be ok
ill start with sum strawberries dipped in hunny
suck dem oranges...bite that pear
spread open ur peach...n eat u there
thats My definition of a balanced diet.

Luvmakin..

take ur vitamins...eat ur veggies
brush ur teeth n go get ready..

i made u breakfast..just the wae u like
on the pillow a rose with a note that sez "wait until tonite"..

a box in ur closet ..in it u find the sexiest lingerie
anotha note askin u to put it on.."just to see if it fits ok" *wink*

an email awaits when u step into ur office
twitpic of my tongue ..Caption: "cant wait till ure on this"

flowers with lunch..necklace with dinner
another note.."tonite ure gna be a winner'

u get off work..cars downstairs waitin on u
tkz yu to the suite on the bed an exquiste black dress m shoes waitin 4 u

next stop..dinner in a swanky restaurant
i see u as u walk in ..damn!u look so elegant

i pull out ur chair ..we sit n we dine
as i look in dem eyes..desire sends a ripple up my spine

desserts waiting on us back at the suite
sumthin sexy...sumthin sweet

champagne ..strwberries..choclate
candles..oils ..whipped cream...n i kno ure gna luv it..

we're soon making a mess
a lil bit of this n that..here n there...tkin the taste test

strawberries taste so much better..when theyre dipped in choclate..then dipped in you
whipped cream s so much more exciting when im licking you

we go into the jacuzzi..bubbles on the surface
bubbles in ur glass...and bubbles in ur soft place

behind you as u face the jet
warm water hittin u n make u wet

turn you around as u wrap ur legs around me
bodys flowing together ..so sexy

slow motion..the water gets out of ur wae..as our bodies kiss
...n ...out...IN ..n ..out..here comes ur release

we climb out n i carry you to the bed
dry ur body off with my tongue as i start using my head

u start losing urs as i take you to the brink
tongue so deep inside u..i can taste ur orgasm..u cant even speak..n as you float back down like a feather..no note this time..only a whisper..."this nite is just beginning...so dont even blink"
...x

Luvmakin..

take ur vitamins...eat ur veggies
brush ur teeth n go get ready..

i made u breakfast..just the wae u like
on the pillow a rose with a note that sez "wait until tonite"..

a box in ur closet ..in it u find the sexiest lingerie
anotha note askin u to put it on.."just to see if it fits ok" *wink*

an email awaits when u step into ur office
twitpic of my tongue ..Caption: "cant wait till ure on this"

flowers with lunch..necklace with dinner
another note.."tonite ure gna be a winner'

u get off work..cars downstairs waitin on u
tkz yu to the suite on the bed an exquiste black dress m shoes waitin 4 u

next stop..dinner in a swanky restaurant
i see u as u walk in ..damn!u look so elegant

i pull out ur chair ..we sit n we dine
as i look in dem eyes..desire sends a ripple up my spine

desserts waiting on us back at the suite
sumthin sexy...sumthin sweet

champagne ..strwberries..choclate
candles..oils ..whipped cream...n i kno ure gna luv it..

we're soon making a mess
a lil bit of this n that..here n there...tkin the taste test

strawberries taste so much better..when theyre dipped in choclate..then dipped in you
whipped cream s so much more exciting when im licking you

we go into the jacuzzi..bubbles on the surface
bubbles in ur glass...and bubbles in ur soft place

behind you as u face the jet
warm water hittin u n make u wet

turn you around as u wrap ur legs around me
bodys flowing together ..so sexy

slow motion..the water gets out of ur wae..as our bodies kiss
...n ...out...IN ..n ..out..here comes ur release

we climb out n i carry you to the bed
dry ur body off with my tongue as i start using my head

u start losing urs as i take you to the brink
tongue so deep inside u..i can taste ur orgasm..u cant even speak..n as you float back down like a feather..no note this time..only a whisper..."this nite is just beginning...so dont even blink"
...x

Raindrops...

this wasnt how i planned this
but somehow its turning out kinna romantic
an afternoon picnic ended by the wind
sky darkens n the scramble for shelter begins
nowhere to run..cant find a place to hide
my arms are the only shelter u find
i kiss you as the rain pours down
just us n nature for miles around
u pull me even closer to you cus u crave the warmth from my body
that and the fact that this weather is making you so damn horny
clothes become transparent..outlining every curve
i look down into ur face...ure too beautiful for words
warm raindrops dripping from my face to urz..caressing our bodies..clothes sticking to our skin
unwrapping ur beauty as lightning illuminates us...n the sky starts to sing
making luv on springy grass is the most natural thing
hugging my eve as we take flight on pleasures wings
ur luv pours down in candy coated raindrops
warm wetness meltin on me as u beg me not to stop
as our luv flows into the grass
i want every drop so i squeeze ur zz
head on my chest...in my arms u lie
as a rainbow spreads across ur face...and across the sky..x

Cant Express..

Baby...i wanna write you something so special..so beautiful..you'll wanna cry
i want to reach into ur chest and kiss ur heart

trying to find the words..but dnt know where to start
i want to declare my love publicly..write ur name across the sky..my glitter would be stars

i want to call down the moon to witness ur beauty
the sun to acknowledge ur smile
babies be h8n on u cus u stay fresh
blessed with so much poise n style

i want to make you a necklace out of pearls..
my queen..i wish i could give you the world
how do i give all i have to "all i have"?
ure my everything ..luv me back..s all i ask.

want to freeze time for you..every priceless moment
wrap eternity up in a snow globe ..so u can own it
1na write ur name in the sky with a rainbow
write a thank you letter to God for letting me keep his angel

take you to heaven on a shooting star..bring you back on a cloud
1na show ur beauty off to the world cus im so damn proud

when words fail me ..al im left with is how i feel..
n sumtymz i gotta pinch n slap myself to make sure its real
the most mindblowing thing is that u luv me too
im so grateful for u my darling..dont want to ever stop loving u.

Sumtymz ur thots transform into dreams
if theyre on ur mind when u fall asleep
I spend my daez thinking about you n my nights seeking ur face
the daez cant go fast enough the night holds my only solace

i long for ur touch ache for ur kiss
that beautiful smile..1 of the many things i miss
when i close my eyes..everything else melts awae
the stress the frustrations n dissapointments of the dae

cus in my dreams ure ryte beside me in flesh n in breath
filling my arms completely..ts like u never left
we can travel the world..go wherever we please
Paris Spain or even the home of AdoniS..Greece

making love on sandy beaches
escapades in forbidden cities
We'll watch the sun set in Hawaii and watch it rise in France
Have dinner in Italy and in England I'll ask u to dance

for dessert a peach frisson
u in a see thru thong
stranded on sum exotic deserted island
no need for clothes makin luv on pure white sand

in my dreams im tarzan n ur jane
im ur superman n ure my lois lane
everynite i wait for u in the corner of my mind b
in the corner of my dreams hopin ull find me

2nytz no different ..as i lie in bed thinkin of u
welcomin sleep cus dreams gv me wings to fly tyu..x

Like You

Like the setting and rising of the sun
the wonder and mystery of how a babys born

from the thunder and lightning flashing by
to the full moon n starts twinkling in a clear blue sky

like the magnificence of the waterfall poetry in motion
to the depth and richness of the vast ocean

beauty as intricate and detailed as a raindrop
i keep tellin u ..u dont need it..ure beauty only enhances ur make up..

the wondrous beauty of the glowing rainbow
the majestic mountains with their snowy halo

all these moments..wonders...as priceless as they might seem
when compared to you pae significantly in comparison

even if they take them add them up and multiply by 10 and divide by 2
NUTHIN takes my breath awae....quite like you...x

Why?

i cant make it home tonite baby im sorry
i'll be in first thing in the a.m dont worry

as i drop the phone i feel her dissapointment, all she said was "okay"
the little waver in her voice like a creaky step that would soon give wae

the unspoken question of why..
the tear i know is starting in her eye..

"come to bed baby, whats the matter?"...
the smile and the forced laughter

her hands so soft..her touch so warm...stolen kisses as sweet as they come..
but soon replaced by bile...as soon as theyre gone ..

shes just one of many countless beautiful faces
selected at random..used for their graces

i close my eyes ..cus i dont want to see or think...just feel
longing desperately for a time when our luv was real..

its like uve given up...resigned urself to ur fate
u no longer ask where i'm going..or if i'll be late

no longer listening when i try to explain my absence
at night..i hear the quiet sobs..as ur tears wet the matress

why do I hurt you so..?
its not u..its me...but deep down i know

i blame you...
and at times i feel like i hate you

if it wasnt for ur carelessness, i would still have my little boy
but with one bad decision ..ur inaction robbed me of my joy..

shut up!..my heart tells my mind
i know partially some of the fault is mine

i know it broke ur heart then and at night i hear it breaking further
Guilt eatin u up inside..fueled by my silence..ignoring my aching lover..

u've suffered enough..i shouldnt punish u more
this isnt wot we got married for

i should be kissing the guilty tears awae..n u shuld be filling the hole in my heart...we should be helping each other heal
help me Lord to love her again...silent prayer as my fingers dial.."hey baby, get dressed ..im taking you somewhere expensive for a meal"..

i hear the confusion...then the shock ..then the laughter
it feels my heart with joy and it feels like the moment after

u escape..u win..or u survive
exhilaration...a new lease to life

Thank you..anothered whispered prayer...cus it feels like before
letting go of the past ..taking hope from what the future has in store...

My Body Remembers

when u speak..i wanna taste ur voice
feenin for dem lips cus they look so moist

when my mind denies
my body confesses
rebelling against my head
betraying weaknesses

my body rememberz
shadowy whispers of an era
in ur touch becoming clearer
growin in intensity
..with every minute you spend with me


ur touch ..ur smell..
my body remembers u
familiar...intimate
my body rememberz u

lips demanding kisses
craving them like wishes
eyes fooling around with mine
searching depths in a quest to find..

answers...do you still want me ...like i do
how would u react if i touched yu
would ur body yield if i kissed u
would my touch convey just how much iv missed u

body yearnin..skin craving contact
mind feeby resists but body sayin "stop that!"
body yielding automatically
unlocking codes when ure touchin me..

images before my eyes flash
makin me want to do sumin rash
like pull u in a corner
not caring if u wanna
kissin on ur body
finger in ur tummy


damn...

5 secs awae from kissing u..
so i sae goodnite
my body remembered u
and reminded me alnite...

I wanna...

I wanna make u feel like a nun..shocked at some of the freaky things im willing to do
I wanna make u mad at urself..for wanting me as much as u do

I wanna make u feel like a slut...shocked at how far im making you go...
wanna amke you blush at the rate im making ur juices flooww.

Gurl ure gonna bite ur lip ..and shut ur eyes real tight
trying urhardest not to scream...but..it...JUST...fe..els..so...RIGHT

Wanna make u chide urself...for dydreaming about me aldae
smiling and hugging urself..thinkin abou the things i sae

I wanna make u feel cute n cuddly...likemy baby...when u hug me
Most ofall..i wanna make u realise ure as beautiful as I sae u are..
One in a million..Angel..Queen...Superstarr..x

Breakfast in Bed

its 4in da am..n im watchin u sleep
propped up on my elbows,beside u in the sheets

watchin the peaceful rise and fall of ur chest
the dip nad swell of ur breasts

i blow on ur nipples thru the sheets..and watch them go hard
sheets outlining ur velvet ...makin me want you so bad

showin glimpses here nad there
some parts covered...sum parts bare

ure still asleep...dunno wot to do with this bone
so i figure i'll give you a wet dream of ur own.

i exhale on ur skin...and watch the goosebumps rise
under the covers..exhaling on ur thighs

gentle whispered kissez from the curve of ur waist down the inside of ur thighs
u part ur lips and out escapes a sigh

kittys warm n waitin...n so are mylips
exhalin slowly on ur clt as i feel u raise ur hips

dip my tongue in you..and swirl it around
evil grin as you start to make dem 'ooh" "aaah" sounds

u push up against me..and i lick further in
got u moanin..gaspin...murmurin

u bust..as i lip ryd ur clt till it sez...yes master
u look down at me thru half closed eyes, smile and sae..."u bastard'...lolz

Gmornin baby...

Someday..

dunno wot it is abou yu thas got me so sprung...
face like angel..curves like a racetrack..sexy like a slow song..

when u speak..s alwais with so much understanding...
u claim my eyes ..erytime u walk ina room..ur bodys so demanding..

u smell lyk a roses wet dream..
skin smootha thn whippd cream...

lukn lk it culd melt in my mouth..
twinkle in ur eye like uno wot m tlkn abou.

u push all da rite buttons..
soft hands got me daydreamin abou ur luvin...

wantin u more than air..
takin my breath awae everytm ure here...

stealin my heart,breakin down my defences,exposin my weakness..
lost in th beauty of ur eyes..drownin in ur sweetness..

fallin for you.. u got a badmann feelin like a victim...
meltin a gargoyles heart..u got a genie wishin..

got a man contemplatin murder...
she ain mine but i want her..

yet i cant steal wots his..
got me like fuq this..

it hurts more with erytime..
body yearnin,wshn u were mine..

all i want is a dae..in his shoes..
but i kno i cant do that ;make u choose..

how cani?when u dont even know how i feel....
trapped in a daydream..my breaking heart the only proof that its real..

tmrw will be the dae..
so much i wanna sae..

dunno where to start..
wish i could just show u my heart..

we dont exist in aperfect world
so i understand the reality that u may never be my girl

but hope still lives in my heart in the phrase "one day"
and everytime i see u...i whisper a silent preyer..that ull be mine ..sumdae

Jo O!!

well,se iwo le fi indomie fa generator??

SO le fi petrol din akara ni??

Lailai...oni fefi ejo shey muffler...o je ni fe shey honeymoon ni kalakuta...o je ni fe kun powder fun chicken now...gbabe ole fi bra shey spectacles....o je le fi irun fa generator now...ma je try lati jo alanta pelu were

Jo o mo le fi ejakika se osuka o... mo le fi abere gun iyan o.... mo le fi pepesoup sandi

joo o!! mio le fi menstration se facial scrub

Joo o! mi o le fi sperm je bread o

oooo shaaa le tuck-in lori ankara

Jo o o le se dentist fun lion

Joo o mi o le halleluyah ninu mosque......Nje iwo le fi lion she domestic dog? Dahun!

Mi o le fi Engine oil se "wet lips"..Jo O!!

jo o mi o le we lori trans4ma!!

mi o de le se praise and worship lori railway!!

Joo o mi o le fi penis se cottonbud o!!

Nje iwo le fi cement se pap? Dahun

Jo o mio le mop ocean o!!jo o!! pana pana ole pa na hell fireo!!jo o mio le she pedicure fun tiger o mio de le yarun fun lion!!..

Lailai, emi o le fi ota ibon se panadol o!. kamari..!!

Nje iwo le fi omi ata sandi? Dahun!!

bi ti mo ti fly to..mi o le fi generator se pendant u know......................

se iwo le jo yahoose lori nails??

Jo o...emi o le fi ahan la elbow mi abi se wo le fi high heels sa 100m pelu bolt ni?


Jo oh mi ole fi ambulance se wedding oh!

go n roast corn in the rain..

find some sand n use it as eyeshadow...go n swallow panadol cus eeez like ur head eeez painin u..

O ni fe wo plane ti won ko learner si waju e.O ni fe fi ata gungun se powder O ni fe ba tambolo ni asepoO ni fe fi iyo se suga.

joo o..mi o le fi dumb-bell se cufflink oh..!

Talo le se press-up to agama lizard?!!..Dahun

Jo o! Mi o le se press up lori lagoon o! Jo o!


Sewo lefi poly bag sew wedding gown, abi iwo le kiri chinchin ni aso rock..??

joo mi ole conductor ninu aeroplane ooo!!

Joo mi ole fi akin n pawpaw se bodyguard

Jooo sho le warm ebo ni mi o tun le fi akoto se poti..


Sewo lese press-up lori odo ogun

jo mi ori maalu se PENDANT!


se iwo le fi penis fa generator??!!

Iwo gan oni fe fa cigarette ni petrol station now, abi shey ole fi COBRA shey neck scarf ni?..Onife shey wedding reception e ni fela shrine..abi shey ole apply fun IT placement ni beer parlour ni??!

can u smoke knock out??

se iwo le fi igi ewedu gbe weight.??

o ni fe te now, o ni fe kiri robo ninu plane.well mi de le so boya wa fe lap maalu de maiduguri ninu motor.??

shey iwo le produce KSA feat. Snoop dogg ni or Michael Jackson feat. Awilo?..abi shey ole gba AAUA pre degree form fun grand pa ni..??

Iwo na onife te now..o ni fe ma ba baba iyawo e argue sport ni ojo engagement..abi shey ole fi iya iyawo e replace iyawo e fun honeymoon ni?..

Iwo gan oni fe te now abi shey ole fi don simon mu garri..ode ni fe yaso tabi ko bi (vomite) ninu interview..abi shey ole fi original NYSC certificate e ra puff puff ni?..??


jo o..mi o le se gymnastics lori high tension!!

Ta lole attempt javelin lori high tension??

ta lo le fi hose mu mirinda..abi shey e le fi SIM card gba owo ninu ATM ni?..ta lo le fi FUFU je BAMA..abi shey eyin le fi omi isu we ni?..

E jo ooohhh..ta lo le fi condom ran agbada..ta lo le fi straw mu omi ninu kanga..ta lo le fi straw fa kelebeabi seun shey ole fi helmet mu garri ni??

mi o le se make up fun lion!!,mi o le fi typewritter se yahoo!!,se iwo le fi 3310 wo facebook?!!

Se iwo le fi calculator ka irun obo??

GO gv a snake a blow job..


e le di all-back fun lion..cmon naw..

e le fi broken ko final year project?!!

nomatter how BLACK u r..u cant have ur bath in peppersoup.

joo!se iwo le feyin ti lori okada??...ok se otun le fi aboniki balm se facial cream?DAhun!!


Ma lo try kiri gala ninu helicopter o,well,o le pari wo up nepa ninu aso rock.

e mi o le fi agbon gba footbal oo!!

Se o le fi eja kika se bangle??!!


se iwo le pe HOD e lori midnite call ni?

emi o le se "boju boju" lori express ooemi o le le adiye wonu highway ooemi o le ti ra mi kpa mo freezer to ri kpe mo fe mo bi winter se ma n ri lara eyan oo!Ta lo le da engine oil sori ile ma fi ma se skatingTa lo n fi perfume bo ara to de wa n ro kpe iso ko ni run lara e, o tan ra e oo... orun iso yen worse si ni!Ta lo n fi ewa si se sinu oven to ri kpe o fe je baked beans???


Seyin le se excursion losi hell fire ni abi talo le mu omi okun tan?

se iwo le fi bra se goggle ni abi o le fi pata {pant) se headwarmer??

Se le fi menstration je eba.??

E joo, e maa wo padi to n fi lawn mower gerun.?

jo o!mi o le fi opener shi pure water...




U fit hold crusade on top mast?

can u mop th ocean>//..

ewo ninu yin lo le sa marathon ninu gorodomu??

Joo o. Se iwo le fi opo Nepa se toothpick. Abi iwo le fi atari ajanaku se windscreen wiper...


Ewo ninu yin lo le fi diesel pa ina?Ta lo le di shuku fun ajirebi...Ta lo le fi calculator mk cal...Ta lo le fi typewriter shi facebook...Ta lo le jo alanta niwaju tiger...Ta lo le boil mud ko mu ko pe ni hot choco...Ta lo le fi enu ya iso...??


Ejo ta lo le gun iyan sinu epo epa...Emi ole fi okuta mu gari o!Buh mo le chase soldier wo barracks...Emi le she campfire ni petrol station...Mo le fi remote she yahoo...Mo le fi grenade gba ball...Mo le fi omi paint ile...Mo le fi werepe para...Mo le fi insecticide she body spray...Mo le gbe ori si enu crocodile...Mo le fi igbe ayan she manure...Ejo e so fun mi ki ni mi o le she?





Se o le se leg over ni iwaju BRT BUS?


lolz..go n give a bRt bus leg over

jooo oooemi ole fi brake oil je isu ooooo...


se le la parting fun lion ni?abi e le de tie fun ejo?oo ni le fi rake je indomie...moo le microwave ebo mehn!.........


go n do parting for alion..

so le we gele fun eja ni?

se iwo le fi ibon(gun) pa efon(mosguito)??


Go n argue phoneticswith pasuma

jo o mi ole de nappy fun aja!!


joo mi o ole wind down lori okada!!


jo o!..se o le fi akara se holy communion!!


joooooo ole wo pata fun mosquito...jooooo!!

joo o mi o le lo mee mee noodles shey mosquito net!!

mi o le fi ata gigun se face powder(foundation)

jo o!mi o le fi hennessy mu garri.??

joor emi o le fi sandpaper nu idi??

jooo ohhh. . . .mi o le fi irun obo se tooth pick oh. . . . !

baba joor emi o le fi saw dust she golden morn !!


Foga (vulcanizer) to gbe no parking si waju engine re, o wa so pe oun ko taMaa wo olokada to ni conductor.......

Joo o le fi relaxer shey salad cream ooo....


ta lo tan ra e bi iya dada to ni owun ko'i ti ri were (madman) ri?ta lo tan ra e bi iya olomo kan ton so fun pe moto gba omo re, o'n bere ewo ni nu won?ta lo go (ignorant) bi iya elelubo to pa te si nu ojo pelu iya elewe efo (vegetable)..........

i cant wait

i look forward to that day
when ull stand infront of me in white
the beauty of ur gown only surpassed by urs
dazzling smile like the sun after the nite

i look forward to that dae
when ill hold ur hand and sae "i do"
heart overflowing with joy
luv glistening in ur tear filled eyes as you sae it too

i look forward to that nite
our hunnymoon...body glistening in candlelight
the nite when i can sae ure truly mine
tender..slow..sweet..making luv tyu like its the first time

ilook forward to providing for you, caring for you
spoiling my wife..lol
all the things you wanted as a little girl..and eevn now..
ill be ur sugar daddy...u can have wotever u like ;)

i look forward to counting down
till the baby's due
driving yu to th hospital,holding ur hand
and fainting in the delivery room

and everytime ure in my arms ..i realise
i see my future in those beautiful eyes
and now is no different..as i whisper words so true
my darling..i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with you..