I wanna...

I wanna make u feel like a nun..shocked at some of the freaky things im willing to do
I wanna make u mad at urself..for wanting me as much as u do

I wanna make u feel like a slut...shocked at how far im making you go...
wanna amke you blush at the rate im making ur juices flooww.

Gurl ure gonna bite ur lip ..and shut ur eyes real tight
trying urhardest not to scream...but..it...JUST...fe..els..so...RIGHT

Wanna make u chide urself...for dydreaming about me aldae
smiling and hugging urself..thinkin abou the things i sae

I wanna make u feel cute n cuddly...likemy baby...when u hug me
Most ofall..i wanna make u realise ure as beautiful as I sae u are..
One in a million..Angel..Queen...Superstarr..x

Breakfast in Bed

its 4in da am..n im watchin u sleep
propped up on my elbows,beside u in the sheets

watchin the peaceful rise and fall of ur chest
the dip nad swell of ur breasts

i blow on ur nipples thru the sheets..and watch them go hard
sheets outlining ur velvet ...makin me want you so bad

showin glimpses here nad there
some parts covered...sum parts bare

ure still asleep...dunno wot to do with this bone
so i figure i'll give you a wet dream of ur own.

i exhale on ur skin...and watch the goosebumps rise
under the covers..exhaling on ur thighs

gentle whispered kissez from the curve of ur waist down the inside of ur thighs
u part ur lips and out escapes a sigh

kittys warm n waitin...n so are mylips
exhalin slowly on ur clt as i feel u raise ur hips

dip my tongue in you..and swirl it around
evil grin as you start to make dem 'ooh" "aaah" sounds

u push up against me..and i lick further in
got u moanin..gaspin...murmurin

u bust..as i lip ryd ur clt till it sez...yes master
u look down at me thru half closed eyes, smile and sae..."u bastard'...lolz

Gmornin baby...

Someday..

dunno wot it is abou yu thas got me so sprung...
face like angel..curves like a racetrack..sexy like a slow song..

when u speak..s alwais with so much understanding...
u claim my eyes ..erytime u walk ina room..ur bodys so demanding..

u smell lyk a roses wet dream..
skin smootha thn whippd cream...

lukn lk it culd melt in my mouth..
twinkle in ur eye like uno wot m tlkn abou.

u push all da rite buttons..
soft hands got me daydreamin abou ur luvin...

wantin u more than air..
takin my breath awae everytm ure here...

stealin my heart,breakin down my defences,exposin my weakness..
lost in th beauty of ur eyes..drownin in ur sweetness..

fallin for you.. u got a badmann feelin like a victim...
meltin a gargoyles heart..u got a genie wishin..

got a man contemplatin murder...
she ain mine but i want her..

yet i cant steal wots his..
got me like fuq this..

it hurts more with erytime..
body yearnin,wshn u were mine..

all i want is a dae..in his shoes..
but i kno i cant do that ;make u choose..

how cani?when u dont even know how i feel....
trapped in a daydream..my breaking heart the only proof that its real..

tmrw will be the dae..
so much i wanna sae..

dunno where to start..
wish i could just show u my heart..

we dont exist in aperfect world
so i understand the reality that u may never be my girl

but hope still lives in my heart in the phrase "one day"
and everytime i see u...i whisper a silent preyer..that ull be mine ..sumdae

Jo O!!

well,se iwo le fi indomie fa generator??

SO le fi petrol din akara ni??

Lailai...oni fefi ejo shey muffler...o je ni fe shey honeymoon ni kalakuta...o je ni fe kun powder fun chicken now...gbabe ole fi bra shey spectacles....o je le fi irun fa generator now...ma je try lati jo alanta pelu were

Jo o mo le fi ejakika se osuka o... mo le fi abere gun iyan o.... mo le fi pepesoup sandi

joo o!! mio le fi menstration se facial scrub

Joo o! mi o le fi sperm je bread o

oooo shaaa le tuck-in lori ankara

Jo o o le se dentist fun lion

Joo o mi o le halleluyah ninu mosque......Nje iwo le fi lion she domestic dog? Dahun!

Mi o le fi Engine oil se "wet lips"..Jo O!!

jo o mi o le we lori trans4ma!!

mi o de le se praise and worship lori railway!!

Joo o mi o le fi penis se cottonbud o!!

Nje iwo le fi cement se pap? Dahun

Jo o mio le mop ocean o!!jo o!! pana pana ole pa na hell fireo!!jo o mio le she pedicure fun tiger o mio de le yarun fun lion!!..

Lailai, emi o le fi ota ibon se panadol o!. kamari..!!

Nje iwo le fi omi ata sandi? Dahun!!

bi ti mo ti fly to..mi o le fi generator se pendant u know......................

se iwo le jo yahoose lori nails??

Jo o...emi o le fi ahan la elbow mi abi se wo le fi high heels sa 100m pelu bolt ni?


Jo oh mi ole fi ambulance se wedding oh!

go n roast corn in the rain..

find some sand n use it as eyeshadow...go n swallow panadol cus eeez like ur head eeez painin u..

O ni fe wo plane ti won ko learner si waju e.O ni fe fi ata gungun se powder O ni fe ba tambolo ni asepoO ni fe fi iyo se suga.

joo o..mi o le fi dumb-bell se cufflink oh..!

Talo le se press-up to agama lizard?!!..Dahun

Jo o! Mi o le se press up lori lagoon o! Jo o!


Sewo lefi poly bag sew wedding gown, abi iwo le kiri chinchin ni aso rock..??

joo mi ole conductor ninu aeroplane ooo!!

Joo mi ole fi akin n pawpaw se bodyguard

Jooo sho le warm ebo ni mi o tun le fi akoto se poti..


Sewo lese press-up lori odo ogun

jo mi ori maalu se PENDANT!


se iwo le fi penis fa generator??!!

Iwo gan oni fe fa cigarette ni petrol station now, abi shey ole fi COBRA shey neck scarf ni?..Onife shey wedding reception e ni fela shrine..abi shey ole apply fun IT placement ni beer parlour ni??!

can u smoke knock out??

se iwo le fi igi ewedu gbe weight.??

o ni fe te now, o ni fe kiri robo ninu plane.well mi de le so boya wa fe lap maalu de maiduguri ninu motor.??

shey iwo le produce KSA feat. Snoop dogg ni or Michael Jackson feat. Awilo?..abi shey ole gba AAUA pre degree form fun grand pa ni..??

Iwo na onife te now..o ni fe ma ba baba iyawo e argue sport ni ojo engagement..abi shey ole fi iya iyawo e replace iyawo e fun honeymoon ni?..

Iwo gan oni fe te now abi shey ole fi don simon mu garri..ode ni fe yaso tabi ko bi (vomite) ninu interview..abi shey ole fi original NYSC certificate e ra puff puff ni?..??


jo o..mi o le se gymnastics lori high tension!!

Ta lole attempt javelin lori high tension??

ta lo le fi hose mu mirinda..abi shey e le fi SIM card gba owo ninu ATM ni?..ta lo le fi FUFU je BAMA..abi shey eyin le fi omi isu we ni?..

E jo ooohhh..ta lo le fi condom ran agbada..ta lo le fi straw mu omi ninu kanga..ta lo le fi straw fa kelebeabi seun shey ole fi helmet mu garri ni??

mi o le se make up fun lion!!,mi o le fi typewritter se yahoo!!,se iwo le fi 3310 wo facebook?!!

Se iwo le fi calculator ka irun obo??

GO gv a snake a blow job..


e le di all-back fun lion..cmon naw..

e le fi broken ko final year project?!!

nomatter how BLACK u r..u cant have ur bath in peppersoup.

joo!se iwo le feyin ti lori okada??...ok se otun le fi aboniki balm se facial cream?DAhun!!


Ma lo try kiri gala ninu helicopter o,well,o le pari wo up nepa ninu aso rock.

e mi o le fi agbon gba footbal oo!!

Se o le fi eja kika se bangle??!!


se iwo le pe HOD e lori midnite call ni?

emi o le se "boju boju" lori express ooemi o le le adiye wonu highway ooemi o le ti ra mi kpa mo freezer to ri kpe mo fe mo bi winter se ma n ri lara eyan oo!Ta lo le da engine oil sori ile ma fi ma se skatingTa lo n fi perfume bo ara to de wa n ro kpe iso ko ni run lara e, o tan ra e oo... orun iso yen worse si ni!Ta lo n fi ewa si se sinu oven to ri kpe o fe je baked beans???


Seyin le se excursion losi hell fire ni abi talo le mu omi okun tan?

se iwo le fi bra se goggle ni abi o le fi pata {pant) se headwarmer??

Se le fi menstration je eba.??

E joo, e maa wo padi to n fi lawn mower gerun.?

jo o!mi o le fi opener shi pure water...




U fit hold crusade on top mast?

can u mop th ocean>//..

ewo ninu yin lo le sa marathon ninu gorodomu??

Joo o. Se iwo le fi opo Nepa se toothpick. Abi iwo le fi atari ajanaku se windscreen wiper...


Ewo ninu yin lo le fi diesel pa ina?Ta lo le di shuku fun ajirebi...Ta lo le fi calculator mk cal...Ta lo le fi typewriter shi facebook...Ta lo le jo alanta niwaju tiger...Ta lo le boil mud ko mu ko pe ni hot choco...Ta lo le fi enu ya iso...??


Ejo ta lo le gun iyan sinu epo epa...Emi ole fi okuta mu gari o!Buh mo le chase soldier wo barracks...Emi le she campfire ni petrol station...Mo le fi remote she yahoo...Mo le fi grenade gba ball...Mo le fi omi paint ile...Mo le fi werepe para...Mo le fi insecticide she body spray...Mo le gbe ori si enu crocodile...Mo le fi igbe ayan she manure...Ejo e so fun mi ki ni mi o le she?





Se o le se leg over ni iwaju BRT BUS?


lolz..go n give a bRt bus leg over

jooo oooemi ole fi brake oil je isu ooooo...


se le la parting fun lion ni?abi e le de tie fun ejo?oo ni le fi rake je indomie...moo le microwave ebo mehn!.........


go n do parting for alion..

so le we gele fun eja ni?

se iwo le fi ibon(gun) pa efon(mosguito)??


Go n argue phoneticswith pasuma

jo o mi ole de nappy fun aja!!


joo mi o ole wind down lori okada!!


jo o!..se o le fi akara se holy communion!!


joooooo ole wo pata fun mosquito...jooooo!!

joo o mi o le lo mee mee noodles shey mosquito net!!

mi o le fi ata gigun se face powder(foundation)

jo o!mi o le fi hennessy mu garri.??

joor emi o le fi sandpaper nu idi??

jooo ohhh. . . .mi o le fi irun obo se tooth pick oh. . . . !

baba joor emi o le fi saw dust she golden morn !!


Foga (vulcanizer) to gbe no parking si waju engine re, o wa so pe oun ko taMaa wo olokada to ni conductor.......

Joo o le fi relaxer shey salad cream ooo....


ta lo tan ra e bi iya dada to ni owun ko'i ti ri were (madman) ri?ta lo tan ra e bi iya olomo kan ton so fun pe moto gba omo re, o'n bere ewo ni nu won?ta lo go (ignorant) bi iya elelubo to pa te si nu ojo pelu iya elewe efo (vegetable)..........

i cant wait

i look forward to that day
when ull stand infront of me in white
the beauty of ur gown only surpassed by urs
dazzling smile like the sun after the nite

i look forward to that dae
when ill hold ur hand and sae "i do"
heart overflowing with joy
luv glistening in ur tear filled eyes as you sae it too

i look forward to that nite
our hunnymoon...body glistening in candlelight
the nite when i can sae ure truly mine
tender..slow..sweet..making luv tyu like its the first time

ilook forward to providing for you, caring for you
spoiling my wife..lol
all the things you wanted as a little girl..and eevn now..
ill be ur sugar daddy...u can have wotever u like ;)

i look forward to counting down
till the baby's due
driving yu to th hospital,holding ur hand
and fainting in the delivery room

and everytime ure in my arms ..i realise
i see my future in those beautiful eyes
and now is no different..as i whisper words so true
my darling..i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with you..